This one i like so must save somewhere.. LoL

Man called home, maid answered."Can u get my wife?"
Maid repiled "No, she is upstairs slping with her boyfriend."
Feeling ANGRY, the man requested the maid to get his shotgun and kill both of them. Being faithful, the maid did as she was told.
"They are dead, what do i do with their bodies?"
"Dump them in the swimming pool, i will settle with them when i get back."
"But sir, we dun have a pool..."

Man asked: "Is This 6 - 754 - 1368 ?"

LoL, btw the number is random.. so dun try calling..